a) A salad a day keeps the IBS away!
b) It says something about the way we civilize our eating when you use your teeth as a knife to chop vegetables for a salad.
c) Wild factoid: salad comes from the Latin for salt, because briny vegetables were the dish of the Roman day.
d) Fun term: salad days. That is to say, days of being green. In other words, that period of inexperienced youth.
e) My salad days are my salad days!